i'm the greatest star

I got 36 expressions!
Sweet as pie to tough as leather
And that's 36 expressions more than all those Barrymores put together.
So 'stead of just kicking me why don't they give me a lift?
I think it’s a plot!
'Cause their scared that I got...such a gift?
Well, Im miffed

When ya gifted, then ya gifted
These are facts
I've got no axe to grind

Hey, what are ya blind?
In all of the world so far
I'm the greatest star


Who is the pip with pizzas?
Who is all ginger and jazz?
Who's an American beauty rose?
With an American beauty NOSE!!!

Eye on the target and wham
One shot on gun shot and BAM!
Hey Mr. Ziegfeld
Here I am!

Dance break

Have ya guessed YET!
Who's the best yet?

If you ain’t I'll tell ya one more time

You bet ya last dime
In all of the world so far
I am the greatest, greatest